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Frank Zappa Lyrics


# Title
Views
1"A Different Octave" 5
2"A Kayak (On Snow)" 7
3"A Tunnel Into Muck" 3
4"A Very Nice Body" 4
5"Attack! Attack! Attack!" 4
6"Cold Light Generation" 6
7"Dark Water!" 3
8"Don't Eat There" 0
9"Don't Take Me Down" 7
10"Flowing Inside-Out" 5
11"Have You Ever Heard Their Band?" 5
12"Here Comes The Gear, Lads" 4
13"How The Pigs' Music Works" 1
14"I Had A Dream About That" 3
15"I Wish Motorhead Would Come Back" 3
16"If We'd All Been Living In California..." 2
17"It's A Good Thing We Get Paid To Do This" 0
18"Oh-Umm" 1
19"Put A Little Motor In 'Em" 5
20"Saliva Can Only Take So Much" 6
21"Someplace Else Right Now" 5
22"That Would Be The End Of That" 5
23"The Pigs' Music" 4
24"There's No Lust In Jazz" 6
25"This Ain't CNN" 0
26"This Is All Wrong" 1
27"This Is Neat" 6
28"This Is Phaze III" 4
29"You There, With The Hard On!" 2
30"You're Just Insultin' Me, Aren't You!" 1
31200 Years Old 6
3250/50 6
339/8 Objects 6
34A Bunch Of Adventures 7
35A Great Guy 4
36A Little Green Rosetta 1
37A Nun Suit Painted On Some Old Boxes 3
38A Pound For A Brown On The Bus 4
39A Small Eternity With Yoko Ono 4
40A Token Of My Extreme 1
41A Typical Sound Check 7
42A Version Of Himself 7
43A Vicious Circle 6
44Aaawk 6
45Absolutely Free 5
46Advance Romance 5
47Aerobics In Bondage 4
48Agency Man 5
49Alien Orifice 3
50Alley Cat 5
51Almost Chinese 4
52Amen 4
53America Drinks 6
54America Drinks & Goes Home 0
55Amnesia Vivace 5
56Andy 5
57Any Downers? 6
58Any Kind Of Pain 0
59Anything 6
60Anyway The Wind Blows 6
61Are You Hung Up? 7
62Artificial Rhonda 1
63At The Gas Station 1
64Baby Snakes 5
65Baby, Take Your Teeth Out 6
66Bacon Fat 6
67Bad Acting 4
68Bamboozled By Love 4
69Basement Music #1 5
70Be In My Video 3
71Be-Bop Tango (Of The Old Jazzmen's Church) 1
72Beat It With Your Fist 4
73Beauty Knows No Pain 4
74Beer Shampoo 1
75Big Leg Emma 3
76Billy The Mountain 0
77Bit Of Nostalgia 4
78Black Napkins 3
79Black Page #2 4
80Bobby Brown Goes Down 0
81Bogus Pomp 4
82Bored Out 90 Over 6
83Botulism On The Hoof 0
84Bow Tie Daddy 3
85Briefcase Boogie 1
86Brixton Still Life 3
87Broken Hearts Are For Assholes 1
88Brown Moses 1
89Brown Shoes Don't Make It 1
90Buffalo Voice 6
91But Who Was Fulcanelli? 5
92Bwana Dik 6
93Call Any Vegetable 6
94Camarillo Brillo 4
95Can't Afford No Shoes 5
96Canadian Customs 2
97Canard Du Jour 4
98Canarsie 3
99Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy 3
100Catholic Girls 0
101Centerville 4
102Chalk Pie 4
103Champagne Lecture 1
104Charlie's Enormous Mouth 3
105Charva 5
106Cheap Thrills 4
107Cheepnis 1
108Childish Perversions 1
109City Of Tiny Lites 7
110Cletus Awreetus-Awrightus 5
111Clowns On Velvet 1
112Cocaine Decisions 4
113Concentration Moon 6
114Concentration Moon, Part One 6
115Concentration Moon, Part Two 5
116Conehead 3
117Cops & Buns 1
118Cosmik Debris 1
119Crew Slut 1
120Cruising For Burgers 1
121Cucamonga 4
122Daddy, Daddy, Daddy 2
123Dance Contest 0
124Dancin' Fool 3
125Debra Kadabra 6
126Dental Hygiene Dilemma 1
127Deseri 4
128Dew On The Newts We Got 6
129Dickie's Such An Asshole (The San Clemente Magnetic Deviation) 0
130Didja Get Any Onya? 6
131Dinah-Moe Humm 1
132Dio Fa 4
133Diptheria Blues 1
134Directly From My Heart To You 6
135Dirty Love 3
136Disco Boy 3
137Divan 7
138Do Not Pass Go 4
139Do Not Try This At Home 4
140Do You Like My New Car? 1
141Does This Kind Of Life Look Interesting To You? 6
142Dog Breath 6
143Dog Breath, In The Year Of The Plague 4
144Don't Eat The Yellow Snow 3
145Don't You Ever Wash That Thing? 3
146Dong Work For Yuda 0
147Doreen 6
148Drafted Again 3
149Drop Dead 0
150Drowning Witch 5
151Drums Are Too Noisy 5
152Dumb All Over 0
153Dummy Up 0
154Easy Meat 3
155Echidna's Arf (Of You) 5
156Eddie, Are You Kidding? 1
157Electric Aunt Jemima 6
158Elvis Has Just Left The Building 4
159Envelops The Bath Tub 5
160Evelyn, A Modified Dog 6
161Excentrifugal Forz 6
162Father O'Blivion 3
163Fembot In A Wet T-Shirt 0
164Find Her Finer 4
165Fine Girl 4
166Flakes 1
167Flambay 6
168Florentine Pogen 3
169Flower Punk 1
170Food Gathering In Post-Industrial America, 1992 3
171For Duane 5
172For The Young Sophisticate 4
173Fountain Of Love 3
174Friendly Little Finger 6
175Frogs With Dirty Little Lips 4
176Galoot Up-Date 0
177Gee, I Like Your Pants 6
178Get A Little 4
179Getting Stewed 6
180Go Cry On Somebody Else's Shoulder 3
181GOA 3
182Goblin Girl 5
183God Bless America 3
184Going For The Money 6
185Gross Man 5
186H.R. 2911 5
187Half A Dozen Provocative Squats 5
188Handsome Cabin Boy 4
189Happy Together 3
190Harder Than Your Husband 5
191Harry & Rhonda 1
192Harry, You're A Beast 6
193Harry-As-A-Boy 1
194He Used To Cut The Grass 1
195He's Right 4
196He's So Gay 1
197He's Watching Us 6
198Heavenly Bank Account 4
199Heavy Duty Judy 5
200Help, I'm A Rock 0
201Hog Heaven 6
202Holding The Group Back 3
203Holiday In Berlin 7
204Honey, Don't You Want A Man Like Me? 0
205Hordern Intro (Incan Art Vamp) 6
206Hot & Putrid 6
207Hot Poop 4
208Hot-Plate Heaven At The Green Hotel 3
209Hotel Atlanta Incidentals 4
210How Could I Be Such A Fool? 6
211Hungry Freaks, Daddy 6
212I Ain't Got No Heart 6
213I Come From Nowhere 5
214I Could Be A Star Now 7
215I Don't Even Care 1
216I Don't Know If I Can (Go Through This Again) 4
217I Don't Wanna Get Drafted 3
218I Have Been In You 6
219I Promise Not To Come In Your Mouth 3
220I'm A Band Leader 4
221I'm A Beautiful Guy 6
222I'm Doomed 4
223I'm Not Satisfied 6
224I'm So Cute 5
225I'm Stealing The Towels 4
226I'm The Slime 6
227Ian Underwood Whips It Out 6
228If Only She Woulda 6
229If You're Not A Professional Actor 3
230In France 6
231In-A-Gadda-Stravinsky 5
232Inca Roads 4
233Intro 6
234Intro To Music For Low Budget Orchestra 4
235Invocation And Ritual Dance Of The Young Pumpkin 6
236Is That All There Is? 3
237It Ain't Necessarily The Saint James Infirmary 3
238It Can't Happen Here 1
239It Just Might Be A One-Shot Deal 5
240It's From Kansas 1
241Jeff Quits 3
242Jelly Roll Gum Drop 2
243Jesus Thinks You're A Jerk 1
244Jewish Princess 7
245Jezebel Boy 4
246Jim & Tammy's Upper Room 4
247Joe's Garage 1
248Jones Crusher 6
249Jumbo, Go Away 4
250Just One More Time 6
251Kaiser Rolls 5
252Kaiser Rolls (Du Jour) 6
253Kangaroos 4
254Keep It Greasey 1
255Keep It Greasy 3
256Kenny's Booger Story 6
257King Kong (Live On A Flat Bed Diesel In The Middle Of A Race Track At A Miami Pop Festival...) 4
258Kung Fu 6
259Later That Night 5
260Latex Solar Beef 5
261Learning "Penis Dimension" 0
262Lemme Take You To The Beach 6
263Let's Make The Water Turn Black 1
264Library Card 6
265Lil' Clanton Shuffle 4
266Little Beige Sambo 4
267Little Green Scratchy Sweaters & Courduroy Ponce 7
268Little House I Used To Live In 4
269Lonely Little Girl 6
270Lonesome Cowboy Burt 1
271Lonesome Electric Turkey 5
272Lost In A Whirlpool 5
273Louie Louie 3
274Love Of My Life 5
275Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up 6
276Luigi & The Wise Guys 7
277Magdalena 0
278Magic Fingers 1
279Man With The Woman Head 5
280Manx Needs Women 5
281Martin Lickert's Story 6
282Massaggio Galore 7
283Master Ringo 1
284Mom & Dad 6
285Montana 0
286More Trouble Every Day 6
287Mother People 4
288Motherly Love 5
289Mount St. Mary's Concert Excerpt 5
290Move It Or Park It 5
291Mr. Green Genes 5
292Ms. Pinky 4
293Mudd Club 1
294Muffin Man 5
295Murder By Numbers 1
296My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama 5
297Mystery Roach 4
298Naked City 5
299Nanook Rubs It 1
300Nap Time 4
301Nasal Retentive Calliope Music 4
302No Not Now 4
303No. No. No. 4
304Oh No 5
305On The Bus 5
306Once Again, Without The Net 2
307One Man, One Vote 7
308Orrin Hatch On Skis 4
309Our Bizarre Relationship 4
310Outside Now 0
311Outside Now (Original Solo) 6
312Packard Goose 1
313Panty Rap 1
314Peaches III 4
315Penguin In Bondage 1
316Penis Dimension 0
317Pick Me, I'm Clean 4
318Pink Napkins 4
319Pinocchio's Furniture 3
320Planet Of My Dreams 6
321Planet Of The Baritone Women 0
322Plastic People 1
323Playground Psychotics 7
324Po-Jama People 0
325Poofter's Froth Wyoming Plans Ahead 5
326Porn Wars 1
327Pound For A Brown 5
328Prelude To King Kong 5
329Prelude To The Afternoon Of A Sexually Aroused Gas Mask 6
330Progress? 1
331Prologue 1
332Promiscuous 5
333Punky's Whips 1
334Pygmy Twylyte 5
335Rat Tomago 4
336Redneck Eats 6
337Religious Superstition 4
338Republicans 1
339Return Of The Son Of Shut Up 'N Play Yer Guitar 6
340Rhymin' Man 1
341Road Ladies 5
342Roland's Big Event / Strat Vindaloo 4
343Ronnie Sings? 7
344Ronnie's Booger Story 7
345Rubber Shirt 3
346Rudy Wants To Buy Yez A Drink 5
347Run Home Cues, #2 4
348Run Home Cues, #3 3
349Run Home Slow Theme 5
350Sam With The Showing Scalp Flat Top 4
351San Ber'dino 1
352Say Please 3
353Scrutinizer Postlude 1
354Scum Bag 2
355Semi-Fraudulent / Direct-From-Hollywood Overture 6
356SEX 4
357Sexual Harassment In The Workplace 6
358Sharleena 6
359She Painted Up Her Face 4
360Ship Ahoy 4
361Shove It Right In 6
362Shut Up 'N Play Yer Guitar 6
363Shut Up 'N Play Yer Guitar Some More 3
364Sleep Dirt 4
365Sleeping In A Jar 4
366Society Pages 4
367Sofa 3
368Sofa No. 2 3
369Soft-Sell Conclusion 4
370Son Of Orange County 3
371Son Of Suzy Creamcheese 7
372Soup 'N Old Clothes 3
373Spider Of Destiny 0
374St. Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast 6
375Status Back Baby 6
376Stevie's Spanking 7
377Stick It Out 0
378Stick Together 5
379Stink-Foot 0
380Stolen Moments 5
381Strictly Genteel 1
382Stucco Homes 3
383Stuff Up The Cracks 5
384Suicide Chump 5
385Sunrise Redeemer 4
386Super Grease 4
387Swans? What Swans? 4
388Switching Girls 6
389Sy Borg 1
390Systems Of Edges 4
391T'Mershi Duween 5
392Take Your Clothes Off When You Dance 4
393Tears Began To Fall 4
394Teen-Age Prostitute 4
395Telephone Conversation 6
396Tell Me You Love Me 6
397Tengo Na Minchia Tanta 4
398That Evil Prince 1
399That Ol' G Minor Thing Again 4
400That's Not Really A Shuffle 4
401That's Not Really Reggae 1
402The 'Torchum' Never Stops 1
403The Adventures Of Greggery Peccary 2
404The Air 4
405The Big Squeeze 0
406The Black Page Drum Solo / Black Page #1 6
407The Blackouts 7
408The Blue Light 0
409The Central Scrutinizer 1
410The Chrome Plated Megaphone Of Destiny 0
411The Closer You Are 5
412The Crab-Grass Baby 1
413The Dangerous Kitchen 6
414The Deathless Horsie 3
415The Dick Kunc Story 6
416The Dressing Room 3
417The Duke Of Prunes 6
418The Duke Regains His Chops 6
419The Finale 1
420The Girl Wants To Fix Him Some Broth 5
421The Girl's Dream 6
422The Grand Wazoo 6
423The Gumbo Variations 4
424The Idiot Bastard Son 0
425The Illinois Enema Bandit 1
426The Jazz Discharge Party Hats 1
427The Jimmy Carl Black Philosophy Lesson 4
428The Lad Searches The Night For His Newts 4
429The Legend Of The Golden Arches 5
430The Little House I Used To Live In 5
431The Living Garbage Truck 4
432The London Cab Tape 3
433The Mammy Nuns 0
434The Man From Utopia Meets Mary Lou 2
435The Massive Improve'lence 2
436The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing 4
437The Motel Lobby 4
438The Motel Room 4
439The Mud Shark 1
440The Mud Shark Interview 1
441The Nancy & Mary Music 5
442The Ocean Is The Ultimate Solution 6
443The Orange County Lumber Truck 6
444The Orange County Lumber Truck (Part II) 3
445The Poodle Lecture 1
446The Purple Lagoon / Approximate 7
447The Radio Is Broken 1
448The Rejected Mexican Pope Leaves The Stage 3
449The Return Of The Son Of Monster Magnet 2
450The Sanzini Brothers 6
451The Sealed Tuna Bolero 3
452The Sheik Yerbouti Tango 4
453The Spew King 2
454The Torture Never Stops 1
455The Uncle Meat Variations 2
456The Untouchables 0
457The Voice Of Cheese 2
458The Way I See It, Barry 5
459The White Boy Troubles 1
460The Worst Reviews 3
461Them Or Us 4
462They Made Me Eat It 6
463Things That Look Like Meat 3
464This Town Is A Sealed Tuna Sandwich (Prologue) 6
465This Town Is A Sealed Tuna Sandwich (Reprise) 4
466Tiger Roach 7
467Time Is Money 7
468Tinsel Town Rebellion 1
469Titties & Beer 0
470Toads Of The Short Forest 4
471Too Ugly For Show Business 5
472Treacherous Cretins 6
473Trouble Every Day 1
474Truck Driver Divorce 6
475Tryin' To Grow A Chin 5
476Tuna Fish Promenade 6
477Uncle Bernie's Farm 1
478Uncle Meat Film Excerpt Part I 1
479Uncle Meat Film Excerpt Part II 1
480Uncle Remus 7
481Undaunted, The Band Plays On 5
482Valarie 6
483Valley Girl 1
484Variations On Sinister #3 5
485Variations On The Carlos Santana Secret Chord Progression 4
486Very Distraughtening 5
487Village Of The Sun 3
488Wait A Minute 3
489Watermelon In Easter Hay 6
490We Can Shoot You 4
491We're Turning Again 1
492Weasels Ripped My Flesh 4
493Wedding Dress Song 4
494Welcome To The United States 1
495Well 6
496Were We Ever Really Safe In San Antonio? 4
497What Ever Happened To All The Fun In The World 4
498What Kind Of Girl Do You Think We Are? 0
499What Kind Of Girl? 1
500What Will This Evening Bring Me This Morning 2
501What's New In Baltimore? 4
502What's The Ugliest Part Of Your Body? 5
503What's The Ugliest Part Of Your Body? (Reprise) 6
504When No One Was No One 5
505When The Lie's So Big 0
506Which One Is It? 4
507While You Were Out 4
508Whippin' Post 5
509White Ugliness 1
510Who Are The Brain Police? 4
511Who Needs The Peace Corps? 5
512Why Does It Hurt When I Pee? 5
513Why Don't You Like Me? 6
514Why Don'tcha Do Me Right? 6
515Why Johnny Can't Read 3
516Why Not? 3
517Wild Love 6
518Willie The Pimp 5
519Willie The Pimp Part One 3
520Wind Up Workin' In A Gas Station 2
521Winos Do Not March 4
522Wistful Wit A Fist-Full 0
523Won Ton On 1
524Wonderful Tattoo! 1
525Wonderful Wino 6
526Would You Go All The Way? 5
527Would You Like A Snack? 3
528Wowie Zowie 4
529WPLJ 2
530Ya Hozna 2
531Yo Cats 1
532Yo' Mama 6
533You Are What You Is 1
534You Didn't Try To Call Me 0
535You Got Your Armies 7
536You're Probably Wondering Why I'm Here 3
537Your Mouth 4
538Zanti Serenade 4
539Zomby Woof 6
540Apostrophe' 0
541Bobby Brown 1
542Carolina 0
543Chunga's Revenge 0
544City Of Tiny Lights 0
545Dickie's Such An Asshole 1
546Eddie Are You Kidding? 0
547Entrance Of The Central Scrutinizer 0
548Envelopes 0
549Hot Plate Heaven At The Green Hotel 0
550Hot Rats 1
551How Could I Be Such A Fool 1
552Introduction 0
553Invocation And Ritual Dance Of The Young Pumpkins 0
554Jumbo Go Away 0
555Make A Jazz Noise Here 0
556Marqueson's Chicken 0
557Moggio 0
558Nando 0
559Roxy And Elsewhere 0
560Scene Eight: Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up 1
561Scene Five: The Wet T-Shirt Contest 0
562Scene Four: Crew Slut 0
563Scene One: Entrance Of The Central Scrutinizer 0
564Scene Seven: Why Does It Hurt When I Pee? 1
565Scene Six: Toad-O Line 1
566Scene Three: Catholic Girls 0
567Scene Two: Joe's Garage 0
568Sinister Footwear Ii 1
569St. Alphonzo's Pancake Breakfast 1
570Studio Tan 0
571Teen-Age Wind 0
572The Black Page Drum Solo/Black Page #1 0
573The Clap 1
574The Purple Lagoon 0
575The Wet T-Shirt Contest 0
576Theme From The 3rd Movement Of Sinister Footwear 0
577Tink Walks Amok 0
578Toad-O Line 0
579Transylvanian Boogie 0
580Twenty Small Cigars 1
581Uncle Meat 0
582We Are Not Alone 0
583We've Got To Get Into Something Real 0
584Weasles Ripped My Flesh 0
585What's The Ugliest Part Of Your Body (Reprise) 0
586Wind Up Workin' In The Gas Station 0
587Ycdtosa6 0
588Zoot Allures 0


Statistics

Total Artists: 7733
Total lyrics: 143619